Funny Letter To Santa

There is no harm in writing a funny letter to Santa since we all know that he is there to infuse fun and happiness in all and he would certainly not mind reading a funny letter that reflects your happiness and excitement. Besides, it's Christmas and one need not bother about Santa getting offended by reading a humorous letter because he will only sense and pay heed to the joy in your letter.

Making jokes on Santa

Now, one might think, making jokes about Santa's appearance or his job in your letter to Santa would be offending, but in fact you need to know that he will not get offended by such mundane acts but you need to remember to do so kindly. Although your letter can be sarcastic, make sure you do not sound rude; make sure you do not write your letter with an intention to hurt the Santa's feelings for it will only be a waste of your time and effort as we all know that negativity won't prevail much longer. Besides, why would you want to do such a thing? Why do you think it is necessary to breed in such a delirious thought? He's the one who fulfills your wishes; he's the one who makes your sock overflow with toys and gifts. Can't you be a little courteous to the one who makes sure you receive your gifts every Christmas?

What to include in a humorous letter to Santa?

You might be wondering what would make your letter to Santa funny. Well, all you need to do is to try and reflect your creative self bearing that essential humor in your letter. One can make fun of anything given that they brainstorm on their own creativity and discover their funny side to make best use of it so that they end up inducing some laughter and happiness.

Besides making fun of Santa in your letter, you may as well reveal any funny family secrets that you feel like sharing with the Santa and that might make the Santa laugh his heart out loud. You may also share any funny incidents or events you might have come across in school that you found worthy to laugh on. Christmas is a festival to celebrate winter conditions with constant remembrance of Jesus Christ, and you will only do a favor to your family and the brotherhood as a whole by spreading fun, joy and happiness around.

What to ask for from Santa?

It is not an obligation that you should ask for gifts that are tangible only. You might as well offer your prayers for the betterment of humanity as a whole. You may as well pray for everyone's well being and hope for your brethren's happiness and peace. You can also wish for a small change that you think might help bring in more peace and joy for your family.

While asking for toys and gifts, make sure your wants are feasible enough for the Santa to actually consider fulfilling your wishes. For example you cannot just ask for an elephant or an actual airplane and expect to receive them for gifts on Christmas. You should understand that Santa doesn't just magically generate gifts out of thin air and present them to you. Think thoroughly if it would really be possible for Santa to present you the gift that you are wishing for, before you put forth your wishes in your letter to Santa.

Below is a free sample of a funny letter to Santa that you may refer to while drafting your own.

Dear Santa,

It's yet another Christmas and it's time for you to consider my wish as your command. Don't you panic now because I'm not going to ask for a real-life character as a gift like the last time. I must say that I learnt my lessons last Christmas when you dumped a handful of hay into my sock.

I want a Leap Pad Explorer as my gift this year. Now don't you make any excuses this time saying that it's too expensive or it's not available in your goodies list and stuff like that. I'm sure you'll find one in Fao Schwarz if you can't find it anywhere else.

I have been doing great all along this year, although I got a little carried away in mischief and ended up placing a bagful of dog-poop under my Dad's pillow which cost me all my money from my piggy bank as a punishment for the criminal deed. Mom and Dad are as happy and loving as they ever were; I even caught them hugging and kissing each other frantically in our kitchen once which I believe was quite an embarrassing moment for them both. Hehehe.

By the way, I've always wanted to tell you to change that color of your dress. Why red? Do you really think it is important to wear that ridiculous red gown of yours while you roam around the city? Can't you think of a better color than the color of blood, the color of chaos?

My second wish for this Christmas is that you change the color of your dress to green. After all it makes sense if you go about wearing a green gown rather than that red one for we all know that green is the color that is found in abundance in nature and it would be really cool to depict the nature. And one more suggestion, you could really use a shave; after all you don't want ticks crawling around your beard n neck! And stop eating like crazy, you are already obese, you don't want to die of diabetes either, trust me on this one!

Sincerely,

Bobbi

Also, you can view Letter From Santa Claus for more example of letters.